Eyebrow SOS!

Oh hey, didn't see you there, seen as I abandoned my blog for 1000000 years!!!!
 
So, its been a while - I could make up a zillion excuses to explain my sudden disappearance, but to be frank with you, my dog ate my laptop..... just kidding.. but seriously it did break, and then my attention got distracted by sexy amazing things like working -_-  and my blog drifted to the far back of my, often empty and vacant, mind. BUTTTTTTTT I'm back to my cosy - yet tiny - corner of the internet.
 
Now I know I've not been around for a while, but I need help!!
 
Anyone who previously read my posts would know I have a little bit of a thing with my eyebrows, when I say a thing I mean - ARRGHHH WHY ARE YOU SHAPED THE WAY  YOU ARE AND SO THIN AND WEIRDLY COLOURED AHHH. Pleaseee just be normal brows :'( :'( WHYYYY are you C shaped, that's not even a brow shape, I'm not the alphabet!!!! Stupid F*&%* brows!!!!! - but its just a little thing.....